Wanting Answers, Finding Questions

Posted by on Nov 25, 2014 in Adoption, Health & Sleep | 1 comment

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Dreaded parenting moment: there is something wrong with your kid and you don’t know what it is.

Two weeks ago, I was at work when my phone erupted with a series of texts. My twelve-year-old son, “Jack,” was using a friend’s phone to text me from that friend’s house, where he and my nine-year-old daughter, “Emmie,” were spending part of the day. Emmie had had a seizure, and I needed to come to the house right away.

F**k.

There followed a stay in the emergency room, a CT scan, an EKG, a blood draw, some meds and a very, very long string of questions. Since then, we have been to and set up consults with pediatric cardiology and pediatric neurology. More tests. A finding, but no answer. Answers to questions, but no definitive findings. No comprehensive theories, but lots of possibilities. It might be Nothing. There’s a good chance it’s Something.

For the first time, we faced the emptiness of not being able to answer any of the questions asked of us regarding our daughter’s family history in a situation where such information could provide real assistance to the physicians treating her. Is there a family history of epilepsy? What about heart defects or disease? Our daughter is adopted from South Korea, and, like so many adoptees, owns a history that is unknowable even to her.

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To Chase or Not to Chase One’s Tail

Posted by on Oct 27, 2014 in Parenting on a Daily Basis, Parents are People, Too | 0 comments

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One of my cats frequently chases her tail. She stares at it as she would a bird or a chipmunk, and when she thinks the moment is right, she pounces. Her prey always slips out from under her paw just when she thinks she’s got it, and she’ll often turn in circles of pursuit three, four or more times in rapid succession to see if she can catch up with it. Then she rests before trying again.

My husband thinks Spaghetti chases her tail because she doesn’t understand the nature of the thing always following her. But of our two cats, Spaghetti is “the smart one.” I’ve long maintained that she knows exactly what she’s chasing, but she keeps pouncing on her own tail because it’s just so much darn fun.

I’m glad my cat is so skilled at amusing herself. But I do not share her enthusiasm for chasing one’s tail.

As a human, I am, of course, speaking metaphorically. I don’t literally keep trying to capture my own hindquarters. (If I did, that would be an entirely different blog post. Or perhaps a different blog–or psychiatric state.) But I do feel these days like I am perpetually looking behind me, trying to catch up to what I see there. And I never succeed, so I just keep trying. I suspect I’m not the only one.

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Banned Books Week 2014: September 21-27 (with a giveaway!)

Posted by on Sep 23, 2014 in Education & Learning, The World We Parent In | 6 comments

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It’s Banned Books Week! It’s time for our annual expedition into the list of books that other people find offensive and want to make sure your kids don’t have the opportunity to read.

No, there are no pronoun typos in the previous paragraph.

Each year, I pick one title from the American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom’s list of the previous year’s most frequently challenged books, and I read and discuss that book here on the blog. There’s always something on the list that intrigues me, and I often find I’ve discovered a treasure once I’ve finished the book.

This year, I picked Toni Morrison’s first novel, The Bluest Eye. Morrison’s book was the second most challenged book on the 2013 list, and I chose it because it a) I’d never read it; and b) it was written by Toni Morrison. I’ve read Morrison’s Beloved twice and felt both times as though she’d personally escorted me through the breath-stealing world she created. That world was sometimes brutal, but her raw and honest prose exposed me to a world I needed to know. Approaching The Bluest Eye, I suspected I knew why some people would want to ban it before I read either the book or a list of people’s stated rationales. In both cases, I was right.

The Bluest Eye tells the story of Pecola Breedlove, a young black girl who wants to become beautiful, which in her mind means she desires blond hair and blue eyes.

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Life with the Almost-Teen (Or How to Be Wrong with No Effort at All)

Posted by on Sep 11, 2014 in Growing Up, Parenting on a Daily Basis | 4 comments

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I am wrong.

Also, I am annoying. I miss obvious points. I am illogical. I don’t see common sense. I am in the same room. I like the pillows on the couch. I make unreasonable demands. I ask too many questions. I am appallingly ignorant about sports. I am late to parties.

But sometimes I’m okay.

Got an adolescent? I suspect you know what I’m talking about. This is how the creature I was promised would show up in my house right around this time apparently views me–some of the time. “Jack” will be thirteen in a few months, and, to quote from a movie, “he’s good at it.” (100 points to the reader who can identify the movie and the actor who said the line.) I find that we can go from pleasant, even fun interaction to “get out of my face” in .07 seconds or less, and then back again (if I’m lucky).

I know this behavior is normal. I also know that it’s exhausting. And, frankly it’s no fun to deal with Incensed-Almost-Teen when Great-Kid-I-Know-And-Love had just been sitting on the couch next to me, laughing with me over a joke or something funny the cats did. But then he asked if he could do something and I said no, or maybe I even said, “We’ll see,” and WHAM! It’s like being body-slammed without ever making physical contact.

It’s not that I don’t sympathize with him.

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Reading is STILL Fun: New Books for Young Readers (Plus One for Everybody)

Posted by on Sep 4, 2014 in Education & Learning, Tips, Recommendations & Warnings | 0 comments

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So the kids are back in school. You might be thinking, Why would I want a book list when the kids have to read in school and for homework every day? He’s not going to want to pick up a book in his spare time. 

But…some of your kids do love to read in their spare time. And others of your kids would be willing to give up a little xBox time for a book if only they could find something that spoke to them. If only reading could be fun.

Of course reading can be fun. I know that. You know that. Here are some books to help your kids know that. (If they already know, then here are some new books for your kids to read.)

All of the books in the following list were published either in August or early September, or are due to come out later this month. With one exception, this list was put together by the fabulous Isabel, who curated Uncharted Parent’s midsummer reading list in July.

I’m going to start with the exception, because I can’t wait to share with you a book that just came out this week:


what if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

The author of what if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, Randall Munroe, is also the creator of the xkcd website, about which I am apparently the last to know. A former robotics scientist at NASA, Munroe hits the comedic/creative/scientific sweet spot as he answers silly, even ridiculous questions he’s received via his website with a combination of stick-figure drawings, laugh-out-loud humor and honest doses of solid science. Here are a few examples of the questions he tackles:

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10 Parenting Goals for the New School Year

Posted by on Aug 27, 2014 in Adoption, Domesticity, Growing Up, Parents are People, Too | 2 comments

Nope, NOT one of my goals this year. (Image courtesy Stargirl806 via deviantart.com)

Nope, NOT one of my goals this year.
(Image courtesy Stargirl806 via deviantart.com)

The new school year begins today. I know my kids will be asked to set goals for the year: goals as students, specific class goals, sports goals, academic activity goals, etc. As their mom, I will try to help them achieve their goals by supporting them in various ways while also encouraging their gradual independence.

But what about my goals for the new school year?

Yup, I’m talking about my goals as a parent. Calendar years mean little when you’re a parent; December 31 is just an excuse to party (or, more likely, try to party but not make it to midnight). When you have kids in school, the academic year is the one that counts. So I’d like to set a few personal, parental goals as the school year begins:

  1. Surviving the first months of THE TEENAGER. This year, my son “Jack” will turn thirteen. It’s no secret that I have long feared this stage of development in my children. There’s the split-personality moodiness, the overall crankiness, the disdain for the existence of parents, the meanness of other teens toward my own kids, the possibility that my kids may be mean toward others, the cliques, the slammed doors, the limitless potential for serious trouble, the possibility that there might be serious trouble and I won’t know anything about it… I could keep going. (And believe me, I do keep going in my brain at night.) My own teenage years were less than spectacular–actually, there’s no reward in the world that could entice me to repeat them–and my biggest hurdle will be not projecting my own experience onto my kids as I shepherd them through this next stage of life. Good luck to us all. If you need me, I’ll be quaking in the corner.
  2. Allowing my son to attend his first school dances without embarrassing him such that he joins the Witness Protection Program and doesn’t even tell me. Because, come on, how cute? They’re going to dances this year! I already asked if I could be one of the parent chaperones, and Jack said “no” faster than I’ve ever heard him answer any question in his life. As I mentioned above, I remember my teenage years all too clearly. So I don’t want to ruin this for him. But a few photos couldn’t hurt, right? Maybe a hug in front of his friends?
  3. Pulling off a successful bar mitzvah without turning into the Jewish-mother equivalent of Bridezilla. This one I think I’ve got. There were enough over-the-top moments leading up to my and my husband’s wedding that I believe I learned my lesson for a lifetime. It’s a celebration for a thirteen-year-old. Read from the Torah, nosh, dance the hora. L’Chaim. Do not lose your head.
  4. Navigating the next part of the adoption journey with “Emmie.”
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Screen-Free Week 2014: The Successful Failure

Posted by on Aug 20, 2014 in Kids & Technology, The World We Parent In | 3 comments

(Image courtesy hugovk via Flickr.com)

(Image courtesy hugovk via Flickr.com)

We did it. As promised, we visited upon the children a week without screens.

Well, that’s not entirely true. We had good intentions. Earlier in the summer, we had warned the kids that a screen-free week was coming. We laid out rules and a clear set of exceptions: communications via text or emails with friends would be okay (because “Texting is the New Phone Call”), as would anything related to work for the adults, looking up answers to questions we parents deemed educational or informational in nature (otherwise known as “Asking Dr. Google”), and other necessities of daily life in the twenty-first century. But when it came to entertainment, there would be no television, no computer, no iPod, no tablets. (We don’t have an Xbox or anything of that nature.)

This lasted approximately one half of one day.

The first slip occurred on Sunday afternoon, when the kids asked if they could watch an episode of Gilligan’s Island. We’ve been watching the entire series together over the past year, and the kids are enchanted by this hokey, dated band of misfits who can build anything, communicate with anyone, but can’t find a way off the freaking island. Sometimes the kids laugh so hard they practically fall off the couch. So they asked if they could watch an episode, and I said yes. Oops.

After I realized my mistake, I told myself it was family viewing, so that made it okay. I told myself the same thing when nine-year-old “Emmie” begged to watch So You Think You Can Dance, which we’d just started recording for her the week before. If we all watch it together, that’s family time, right? But that’s it, kids. That’s IT.

Then…twelve-year-old “Jack” hurt his back, enough that he asked me to take him to the doctor–a first-time event. So of course, when a super-active, sports-loving adolescent finds himself restricted to a couch, icing and heating his back for the better part of a couple of days, what are you going to do? You’re not going to read him works of Shakespeare. Trust me, he’s not interested. You’re going to hand him the remote control. There’s no other choice.

So our week wasn’t screen-free after all. But even with these major stumbles, we did achieve a week of much-reduced screen time. The small screens were barely in evidence all week, and the television was on much less than usual. And this is where things get interesting.

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