Hiatus(ish)

Posted by on Jan 9, 2015 in Miscellaneous | 0 comments

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Uncharted Parent is on hiatus. (You may have deduced as much from the lack of posts lately.) The blog will return at the beginning of March, unless my new status as parent of a teenager has left me cringing in a corner, trying to hide from the mood swings.

Of course, if something comes up before March, I might pop in for a quick word or two. You never know. (If you want to make sure not to miss anything, click on the little envelope at the top right corner of the screen to subscribe to posts via email.)

In the meantime, enjoy winter. Go sledding. Read books. Keep warm. And if you happen to be at the grocery store and see someone buying milk and pasta by the ton, that’s me. (Do you think the cats would mind if I decided it would be easier to bring home a cow?)

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Parenting and the Writing Life: Can They Co-exist?

Posted by on Dec 3, 2014 in Parents are People, Too, Writing | 0 comments

I write while SAm plays and leans against me

 

A lot of ink–and milk–has been spilled trying to answer this question. So many writers work best in large chunks of undisturbed, peaceful time. How can you get “in the zone” where you hear only your characters when there’s a baby crying, a Lego war underway, a carpool to be driven right now? In fact, how do you get anything done requiring concentration and creativity when you’re a caring, involved parent?

Being a parent impacts everything else in your life. But that’s not always a limitation. Sometimes parenting opens your world beyond your kids in ways you didn’t expect and never imagined. It’s worth trying to remember that when you’re shredding bits of paper in frustration.

My short essay, “Parenting and the Writing Life: Can They Co-exist?” can be found at the New Hampshire Writers’ Project website. Click on over, especially if you’re having one of those days…

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Wanting Answers, Finding Questions

Posted by on Nov 25, 2014 in Adoption, Health & Sleep | 2 comments

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Dreaded parenting moment: there is something wrong with your kid and you don’t know what it is.

Two weeks ago, I was at work when my phone erupted with a series of texts. My twelve-year-old son, “Jack,” was using a friend’s phone to text me from that friend’s house, where he and my nine-year-old daughter, “Emmie,” were spending part of the day. Emmie had had a seizure, and I needed to come to the house right away.

F**k.

There followed a stay in the emergency room, a CT scan, an EKG, a blood draw, some meds and a very, very long string of questions. Since then, we have been to and set up consults with pediatric cardiology and pediatric neurology. More tests. A finding, but no answer. Answers to questions, but no definitive findings. No comprehensive theories, but lots of possibilities. It might be Nothing. There’s a good chance it’s Something.

For the first time, we faced the emptiness of not being able to answer any of the questions asked of us regarding our daughter’s family history in a situation where such information could provide real assistance to the physicians treating her. Is there a family history of epilepsy? What about heart defects or disease? Our daughter is adopted from South Korea, and, like so many adoptees, owns a history that is unknowable even to her.

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To Chase or Not to Chase One’s Tail

Posted by on Oct 27, 2014 in Parenting on a Daily Basis, Parents are People, Too | 0 comments

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One of my cats frequently chases her tail. She stares at it as she would a bird or a chipmunk, and when she thinks the moment is right, she pounces. Her prey always slips out from under her paw just when she thinks she’s got it, and she’ll often turn in circles of pursuit three, four or more times in rapid succession to see if she can catch up with it. Then she rests before trying again.

My husband thinks Spaghetti chases her tail because she doesn’t understand the nature of the thing always following her. But of our two cats, Spaghetti is “the smart one.” I’ve long maintained that she knows exactly what she’s chasing, but she keeps pouncing on her own tail because it’s just so much darn fun.

I’m glad my cat is so skilled at amusing herself. But I do not share her enthusiasm for chasing one’s tail.

As a human, I am, of course, speaking metaphorically. I don’t literally keep trying to capture my own hindquarters. (If I did, that would be an entirely different blog post. Or perhaps a different blog–or psychiatric state.) But I do feel these days like I am perpetually looking behind me, trying to catch up to what I see there. And I never succeed, so I just keep trying. I suspect I’m not the only one.

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Banned Books Week 2014: September 21-27 (with a giveaway!)

Posted by on Sep 23, 2014 in Education & Learning, The World We Parent In | 6 comments

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It’s Banned Books Week! It’s time for our annual expedition into the list of books that other people find offensive and want to make sure your kids don’t have the opportunity to read.

No, there are no pronoun typos in the previous paragraph.

Each year, I pick one title from the American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom’s list of the previous year’s most frequently challenged books, and I read and discuss that book here on the blog. There’s always something on the list that intrigues me, and I often find I’ve discovered a treasure once I’ve finished the book.

This year, I picked Toni Morrison’s first novel, The Bluest Eye. Morrison’s book was the second most challenged book on the 2013 list, and I chose it because it a) I’d never read it; and b) it was written by Toni Morrison. I’ve read Morrison’s Beloved twice and felt both times as though she’d personally escorted me through the breath-stealing world she created. That world was sometimes brutal, but her raw and honest prose exposed me to a world I needed to know. Approaching The Bluest Eye, I suspected I knew why some people would want to ban it before I read either the book or a list of people’s stated rationales. In both cases, I was right.

The Bluest Eye tells the story of Pecola Breedlove, a young black girl who wants to become beautiful, which in her mind means she desires blond hair and blue eyes.

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Life with the Almost-Teen (Or How to Be Wrong with No Effort at All)

Posted by on Sep 11, 2014 in Growing Up, Parenting on a Daily Basis | 4 comments

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I am wrong.

Also, I am annoying. I miss obvious points. I am illogical. I don’t see common sense. I am in the same room. I like the pillows on the couch. I make unreasonable demands. I ask too many questions. I am appallingly ignorant about sports. I am late to parties.

But sometimes I’m okay.

Got an adolescent? I suspect you know what I’m talking about. This is how the creature I was promised would show up in my house right around this time apparently views me–some of the time. “Jack” will be thirteen in a few months, and, to quote from a movie, “he’s good at it.” (100 points to the reader who can identify the movie and the actor who said the line.) I find that we can go from pleasant, even fun interaction to “get out of my face” in .07 seconds or less, and then back again (if I’m lucky).

I know this behavior is normal. I also know that it’s exhausting. And, frankly it’s no fun to deal with Incensed-Almost-Teen when Great-Kid-I-Know-And-Love had just been sitting on the couch next to me, laughing with me over a joke or something funny the cats did. But then he asked if he could do something and I said no, or maybe I even said, “We’ll see,” and WHAM! It’s like being body-slammed without ever making physical contact.

It’s not that I don’t sympathize with him.

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Reading is STILL Fun: New Books for Young Readers (Plus One for Everybody)

Posted by on Sep 4, 2014 in Education & Learning, Tips, Recommendations & Warnings | 0 comments

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So the kids are back in school. You might be thinking, Why would I want a book list when the kids have to read in school and for homework every day? He’s not going to want to pick up a book in his spare time. 

But…some of your kids do love to read in their spare time. And others of your kids would be willing to give up a little xBox time for a book if only they could find something that spoke to them. If only reading could be fun.

Of course reading can be fun. I know that. You know that. Here are some books to help your kids know that. (If they already know, then here are some new books for your kids to read.)

All of the books in the following list were published either in August or early September, or are due to come out later this month. With one exception, this list was put together by the fabulous Isabel, who curated Uncharted Parent’s midsummer reading list in July.

I’m going to start with the exception, because I can’t wait to share with you a book that just came out this week:


what if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

The author of what if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, Randall Munroe, is also the creator of the xkcd website, about which I am apparently the last to know. A former robotics scientist at NASA, Munroe hits the comedic/creative/scientific sweet spot as he answers silly, even ridiculous questions he’s received via his website with a combination of stick-figure drawings, laugh-out-loud humor and honest doses of solid science. Here are a few examples of the questions he tackles:

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